{"product_id":"trichocereus-bridgesii-monstrose-penis-cactus","title":"Trichocereus bridgesii monstrose – “Penis Cactus”","description":"\u003cp\u003eTrichocereus bridgesii monstrose, often nicknamed the “penis cactus,” is a highly sought‑after oddball cactus with thick, lumpy blue‑green columns and irregular ribs. Each stem forms knobbly segments with scattered spines, giving every plant a completely unique, sculptural silhouette.\u003cbr\u003eThis slow‑growing desert species thrives on bright light and infrequent water, making it a low‑maintenance statement plant. Whether you’re building a quirky cactus collection or just want a conversation piece for a sunny windowsill, this one definitely delivers personality.\u003cbr\u003e---\u003cbr\u003ePlant care\u003cbr\u003e• Light: Loves very bright light and can handle full sun. Indoors, place in your brightest south‑ or west‑facing window and acclimate gradually to stronger sun to prevent burn.\u003cbr\u003e• Water: Water thoroughly, then allow the soil to dry out completely before watering again. In winter or low light, water only sparingly. Overwatering is the main way to harm this plant.\u003cbr\u003e• Soil: Use a very fast‑draining cactus\/succulent mix with plenty of pumice, perlite, or coarse sand so the roots never sit in soggy soil.\u003cbr\u003e• Humidity: Prefers dry air and does not need added humidity. Avoid constantly damp or very humid spots.\u003cbr\u003e• Temperature: Enjoys warmth and bright conditions. Protect from frost and cold drafts; aim to keep above about 50°F, with warmer temperatures preferred in active growth.\u003cbr\u003e• Growth habit: Slow‑growing monstrose columnar cactus that may form multiple stems and clusters over time. Each plant develops its own one‑of‑a‑kind form.\u003cbr\u003e• Pet safety: Spiny cactus should be kept out of reach of pets and children to prevent injury.\u003cbr\u003e---\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Succulent Wholesale","offers":[{"title":"1 node","offer_id":50261488173413,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 nodes","offer_id":50261488206181,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0852\/4775\/4597\/files\/89FFB554-D367-47AE-93B3-CE785B4F7FCD.jpg?v=1781389600","url":"https:\/\/accidentalplantshop.store\/products\/trichocereus-bridgesii-monstrose-penis-cactus","provider":"The Accidental Plant Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}